"Monsters Under My Bed" is a song by the band Mars Argo, featured as the fifth track on their debut album, Technology Is a Dead Bird.
Background
This song is the second instance of the android character Connie's narration. Throughout the lyrics, she has a conversation with herself about moving to Chicago, which Mars and Titanic did while working on the album. A music video for the track was released on September 9th, 2009.
Lyrics
It wasn't your fault
I don't get mad at people when it's not their fault
I only get aggravated with ignorant people and thieves
I don't do that
Only time I ever did that is when I had friends
I would just go out and do something like that
Oh, hi
My name is Connie
Want to be my friend?
I don't think so
There is nothing in the world funny about that
Me and my great ideas
Well, Connie, I thought you'd like to see it for a little while
You're out of your upper-level mind
Why would I want to go to Chicago?
I don't know a damn person here
Yeah? Well do I look like I'm having fun?
You witch, you just think it's funny